Fergie? Arrested for arson.
Bishop? Defeated in a 2 on 1 handicap match he had literally one minute to prepare for.
Baroni? Sipping from his wine glass, laughing all the way to the bank.
All in a day's work for The Wisemen, who saw Billy Suede and Travis Williams take out Bishop at Hail to the King to win the ECCW Tag Team Championships.
Baroni and Suede? They've been here before. Winning gold is nothing new for these ECCW veterans. But Travis Williams? If you thought he was cocky before, wait until you see him now that he has gold around his waist.
The Bish Killer is here to stay.
Or here to slay?
Either way, The Wisemen have one more announcement for the ECCW locker room...